Santa went to battery shop
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
View ArticleJab b ye dil udaas
Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai Jab b ye dil udaas hota haiJane kon aas pass hota haiKissi ko dundti hai ye nazarKissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota haiJo rooz kare muj ko Sms PIY@rWho shakas b barda khaas hota...
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Santa Banta sms Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
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waqt mile tu hame bhi yad kar lena pal pal na sahi din mei ek bar yad karlena dost honge aap ke hazar par hum bhi aek hei itna yad kar lena..?mz
View ArticleSanta went out to buy
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
View ArticleAankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi
Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti, Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti. Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse, har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti....
View ArticleTeacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
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View ArticleSanta: Sir hun meri salary
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
View ArticleTum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai. Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.
View ArticleSanta ke bagiche mein bahut
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. Pappu while filling up a form: What...
View ArticleTum nahi aaye lekin, Tumhari
Tum nahi aaye lekin, Tumhari yaad chali aai hai. Kal tum hamare saath the, Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai...
View ArticleLaloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge
View ArticleDil mein tumhari tasveer, Aankhon
Dil mein tumhari tasveer, Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai. Tumhe kya battain Tum bin kitne akele hain.
View ArticleSanta to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
View ArticleHUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE,
Yaad Poetry sms HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...
View ArticleSanta went to see a
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
View ArticleGurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte...
View ArticleTUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD
TUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD MAIN BAS FARQ HA ITNA . TU TOU BEWAQT AATI HAI YAAD HAR WAQT AATI Ha....
View ArticleBanta: Oye, tu to Doctor
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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